


No (censored), Sherlock!

by chiruchiru-chan



Category: Zombie-Loan
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
Status: In-Progress
Published: 2013-01-22
Updated: 2013-01-28
Packaged: 2013-08-23 04:37:06
Rating: T
Chapters: 2
Words: 632
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8934500/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/4067979/chiruchiru-chan
Summary: One day he is himself, then he's suddenly a she in another world. -Crack and gender bender-





	1. Chapter 1

"Ow! Why did you hit me?" Michiru asked. She rubbed her head, who just got got in the head by Chika. Said guy looked at her enraged.

"What do you think, idiot! Calling me baka, what were you thinking?!" Tears formed at the violette's eyes.

"I didn't-"

"SHUT UP! GET OUT OF THE ROOM, AND NOW!" The girl sobbed loudly and ran out of the room. It was the perfect time for Shito to come in and smack his (younger) partner in crime.

"DAMN YOU-" Chika suddenly became quit when Shito shoved a laptop in the white-and-black haired boy's face. "How the heck do you know how to control a laptop?

Silence. Then the sound of another smack.

"Look at the screen, you morron, and see what I'm meaning with it. And yes, Koyomi taught me how to control it." Chika scrolled down the pages, and slowly he dropped his jaws to the ground.

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"WHAT?! and for the third time this day, Shito smacked Chika's head. Wow, shit is getting serious over here.

"Exactly, Michiru wanted to download 'Baka Chika'."

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"I guess I should" Chika clenched his jaw in embarrasment "say sorry to her."

"No shit, Sherlock."

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**Short story is short, me knows. But heck, if you want the sequel, just review. And the google thing is real, I'm not kidding.**


	2. Chapter 2

With a deep sigh, Chika walked over to Michiru's room. He knocked her door, but he heard nothing. _'Weird,'_ he taught _'normally she would open the door, no matter who the person is.'_ "Michiru?" No sound. "Michiru!" He said this time louder. Still no response. Chika opened the door, and saw her under her bed sheets. "Hey, I´m sorr-whaaaaaaaaaaat?!" What he didn't saw was the girl, but a guy with exactly her looks, only more masculine. The stranger opened his eyes.

"Sorry." He said calmly.

"What do you mean with sorry? Where's Michi-" Suddenly he saw only black.

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"...ru?! Huh, what the hell happened? Why does my back hurt so much?" Chika stood up and looked at his (?) chest.

A scream could be heard miles away. A high pitched, girly one.

"Chikako, what's wrong? I heard you screaming from my room." At the doorway stood Michiru, or rather, the male of her with messy, short purplish hair. He was wearing the male uniform of their school.

"Uh, it's nothing. I just had a nightmare..." The guy, excuse me, girl thought long of the guy's name. "Michio." Michio sighed in relief.

"Oh, that's good." He chuckled. "Never thought I would see the day that you would be nice to me." Michio smirked. He left the room, leaving Chikako to swear colourful words to him.

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"Good morning, Chikako-Chan, Michio-Kun!" From the kitchen, a male with green, bit spiky hair, came walking over them with a tray of food. _'This must be undoubtfully the gender bender of Koyomi.' _Chikako thought with a sweatdrop.

"Good morning." The two of them (Michio and Chikako) said in return.

"So, where is Shizuka-Chan? Haven't seen her today." The white-and-black haired girl raised an eyebrow.

"I'm here, Michio-Koi." A girl with long, stylish midnight blue hair appeared. She dashed to the purple haired boy, and kissed him full on the lips. Aftyer a while, they broke the kiss for oxygen.

"Ah, good morning, Chikako." What the heck?

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**Yep, I'm the first Zombie-loan gender bender writer ever. O.K, that sounded wrong. Characters will be tweaked a bit.**

**Chikako= Chika**

**Michio = Michiru**

**Kyo = Koyomi**

**Shizuka = Shito**


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